十种记忆方法，绘英语︱怎样吸引女神的注意力

现在就是找你座位的时间了。不要想坐到可爱女生的前面。大多数女生都会选择坐在教室的前面几排，因为她们都很好学或诸如此类的原因。坐在她们后面也是可以的，但是，最理想的座位就是跟她们同排（左右皆可）。当然，也不要紧靠着她的座，最好是中间有隔一两个座。如果你跟她同桌，她会觉得你是个很烦人的男生，很可能会一整节课闹她。

如果你跟她同排。将你的头侧转一点，跟她眼神碰撞（不要瞪她），然后电波交流，微笑。接着再微笑着把头转回黑板。下一步你就可以在下课后跟她讲话了或者你可以选择做第二部分。

你可能是坐她后面或是她 同桌，而你又想跟她讲话。拿出一张纸，写上诸如“你好，请问你叫什么名字呢？”，“这课太无聊了，请问你叫什么名字呢？”一类的。她会看你一下，你就向她微笑。可能她刚好就对这一招俘获了，因为这可能一下子勾起了她关于二年级或其他什么时候的青涩记忆。如果她回复了，下课后你就跟她要电话或做其他事情。

每天都会有女生被推倒你面前（故意推的），所以好好利用这个机会吧，向她们展示你的外向友好，相信没多久你就会成为一个十足的“花花公子”了。 :-D

Now time to find a seat. Try to not sit in front of the cute girl, most cute girls will actually sit towards the front of the class because they are all studious and shit. Sitting behind them is OK but ideally you want to sit to the same horizontal (left to right) row as them. Not immediately next to them but within a seat or two of them. If you sit next to them, it’s clear that you are a random guy who is going to hit on her the entire class.

If you are sitting in the same row here is how shit goes down. Tilt your head to the side a bit trying to get eye contact with her (DO NOT stare at her) make eye contact, smile, look away while still smiling and look at the board. Then you WILL go talk to her after class or you can do part two.

You may be sitting behind or to the side of the girl and you want to talk to her. Grab a piece of paper and write something like “Hey what’s your name?”, “This class is lame, what’s your name?” She’ll look at you, you will smile back. She will probably fucking love it because it brings back memories from like second grade and whatever else. She’ll write back, talk to her after class get her number and do whatcha do.

You have girls thrusted (pun intended) in front of you every day in class, use it to your advantage. Show them that you are a outgoing friendly guy and soon you too may become a manwhore. =D

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